Palestinians: A pale Philistine

What is a Palestinian, and how is one different from an Arab? A Palestinian is a philistine, and in modern parlance, he or she is called specifically a "pale-estinian" because one looks a lot like an Estonian, which is identical to a Latvian or a Lithuanian, except in location and possibly in language or spiritual self description. Remembering that the English language Bible was translated at a much later date than it was completed by John, a philistine is a person who goes into a somber remembrance ceremony for the beer or the wine, a gossiping hanger on around a communion alter, or the kind of loudmouthed drunk who gets eighty sixed from the sports bar for butting into private parties and talking too much when regular patrons are trying to watch the game on the big screen TV. Philistines have been around for a long time, they were initially local Israelites and southern Europeans who redacted to the alien status their parents had held in Egypt, and tended to toddle off to riotous alters to fill their steins and drink around Baal statues. Don't forget to be careful and avoid the piss-faced white trash, who are as dangerous to you as the Arabic and Indian rotten-reds were to ancient Greeks and Romans.