The World Famous Blackie Lawless

Blackie Lawless was an electric guitar instrumentalist in the 1970s who led a band by the name of W.A.S.P., and thereby hangs a Marshall stack with a stinger on its tale. The band's debut album, "Animal: F.U.C.K. Like a Beast" is often invoked in angry but alcoholic meetings among persons previously known to each other as a proof that while there may be too many acronyms on usa.gov, and while some people go well overboard with the shorthand politics of "alphabet soup agencies", Campbell's Soup is still pretty good, and the letters have a definite meaning. I know, most people think that's the original problem, but it's not, calling the Federal Bureau of Investigation "The F.B.I." saves time and keystrokes on the typewriter, a vital function of guitars and amplifiers in this day and age of the little known but heavily promoted Federal Paperwork Reduction Act. Alexander Pope originated the sentence remembered by the World-Famous Blackie Lawless, when he sentenced Oliver Cromwell and his cohabiting Paramour to death "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". That doesn't mean they had sex, it's a sentence on the pair for having willfully engaged in Original Sin, as described in the well-known W.A.S.P. Bible, the alleged White Anglo Saxon Protestant, Bible, meaning a copy of the parallel English and Latin bilateral Holy Bible, sometimes called the WASP Bible simply because it is bound printed with black and yellow ribbon bookmarks. It's illegal to fuck, but beware, it's also illegal to be a wasp. A white person was born that way, and the final destination of the soul is normally seen "in terms of black and white", also some people are a little bit Anglo-Saxon. German and English share an alphabet and have words in common as do French and English, there's a certain amount of tolerancing available to the claimant on bilingual knowledge. As the first amendment points out, people have individually a right to peaceable assemble and petition the government for redress, but a plaintiff or a class action is in a court case, to be discharged in a timely application of due process, which is why "protestant" is a status (it means plaintiff named in the cause number on the docket), it doesn't qualify as either a religious or a legal profession.