On Psychology

Psychology is dilettanteism in approach to theology. It is often an approach to a church edifice hoping to gain from admission, in the form of new member scholarship benefits in a Sabbath School class, by pretending philosophical interest in God, while denying a previous complete education or a present formal understanding. The Church Dilettante often has a set list of doctrinal sticking points that he plans to use as a discus throw in the theological playing field in order to keep himself from contracting a full commitment to the church after his strolling investigations into the personal lives of baptized members. The theological sophistry of such people began with medieval or crusader era enlightenment thinkers who were the "New Age Travelers" of the old days. They would travel from church to church seeking the life stories of the saints and the histories of relics, and then move on, with notes and gossip files about priests and believing parishioners, which were early "case studies" in what for lack of a better phrase we can call pre-Freudian psychiatry. This practice is the fundamental basis of the Rennaissance, and after it is named the Church-Turing Theorem, which is the ideological basis of the fractal floor.

In short, a psychologist is a witch, and conversely, a witch is a psychologist. A psychologist studies psyche's logos, a fancy way of saying the person's speech about their soul, meaning the beliefs the person has and of which the person speaks. Any local busybody who is able to either convince people to talk about what they believe religiously or who has access to a gathering place frequented by Christian believers, such as catechism class, Sunday school, or even a shore-front sing along hosted by the youth social group, can set himself up as a psychologist.